Ork skin care products?

I was out doing a little shopping with the wife and we drove through a parking lot of the local strip mall.  My wife started laughing and pointed to the sign. Although she has no intentions of ever coming to the dark side of her hobby, she at least picks up on the humor.

I couldn't resist taking a picture. 

I'll be traveling to Toronto and Minneapolis this week so I won't be able to get any painting in until the weekend.  I'm going crazy with all the cool options the Dark Eldar have.  I think it's going to come down to playing a bunch of games to see how they all work together.